The Art of Spam
Epic Spam Moment #183:
The cheesy moonlight establishes a night of conundrums
In a dream, flys in a giant man
Wearing a viking’s helmet…and with a pot of FLAN
He says to you, Don’t eat the FLAN!
Or I shall give you a wedgie unseen by any man
Unheard off in any land
Unfelt by any geek, nerd, Rush Limbaugh or even Dan Rantan
What do you say to such an animated man, who is a giant and has a pot of FLAN
To all Visitors of Epic Spam Moments
To all Visitors of Epic Spam Moments, please discard the left hemisphere of your brain immediately.
To all Brainless Visitors of Epic Spam Moments, read and use all of the coming Epic Spam Moments for the following reasons:
a. To exact revenge on those ignoramuses that confoundedly transgressed you in any manner. Studies have shown that soon to be coming Spam moments have rendered the spammee utterly discombobulated to the point where they start seeing Chinese Pandas performing the Limbo.
b. To create a world full of squirrels and leprechauns.
c. To push the limits of falling velocity, beating other falling velocity destroyers such as falling-tourist-from-the-edge-of-the-Grand-Canyonn-who-thought-it-would-be-funny-to-pee-over-the-edge
To all Future EPIC Visitors of Epic Spam Moments, always remember with great spam comes great Spam-on-sibility.
tumblrbot asked: WHERE WOULD YOU MOST LIKE TO VISIT ON YOUR PLANET?
On my world map, there is a place called Rand McNally world series. This is where I would like to visit for it is a cube shaped island right under Australia.